10 Things Manual Transmission Know Owners Thing Transmission Manual Front Wheel Drive Sucks

"not for canada - australian in disguise" (for-canada) 01/20/2016 at 13:19 • Filed to: clickbait, yea verily, top 10, shitpost

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Enthusiasts only drive manual transmission cars. Ya dingus.

#10 - how 2 drive a manual

#9 - when you grab the gearstick and you change gear

#8 - when you press the pedal and shake the sticky gear

#7 - when you give a ride to a friend and they basically think you’re god

#6 - when you go to europe and no longer think you’re god

#5 - when you realize you’re not special for driving a manual

#4 - when you realize your life is a big sham

#3 - when you cry yourself to sleep, wondering what you did to deserve this

#2 - when you realize that you have no actual friends and they only like you because you’re the only one with a car and they’re just asking for rides and nothing else

#1 - WHEN UR IN TRAFFIC AND U STALL LOL AWKS! AMIRITE?!?!?!?!

MontegoMan562 is a Capri RS Owner > not for canada - australian in disguise 01/20/2016 at 13:22

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#3 - when you cry yourself to sleep, wondering what you did to deserve this

You deserve it because of this title:

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I’d fix it for you but I genuinely don’t know how.

not for canada - australian in disguise > MontegoMan562 is a Capri RS Owner 01/20/2016 at 13:22

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i know right?

Jcarr > not for canada - australian in disguise 01/20/2016 at 13:24

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472CID > not for canada - australian in disguise 01/20/2016 at 13:25

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Can’t have everything, can’t have a manual aaaand a cool uncle

MontegoMan562 is a Capri RS Owner > Jcarr 01/20/2016 at 13:25

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WAT

WAT

WAT

WAT

not for canada - australian in disguise > Jcarr 01/20/2016 at 13:25

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not for canada - australian in disguise > 472CID 01/20/2016 at 13:26

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CHECK PLEASE!

MontegoMan562 is a Capri RS Owner > not for canada - australian in disguise 01/20/2016 at 13:28

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hahahaha we did that one at almost the same time

EL_ULY > not for canada - australian in disguise 01/20/2016 at 13:29

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SnapUndersteer, Italian Spiderman > not for canada - australian in disguise 01/20/2016 at 13:30

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BUT WHO WAS FONE?

unclevanos (Ovaltine Jenkins) > not for canada - australian in disguise 01/20/2016 at 13:31

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Here at Jelopnic, enthusiasts know Bobcat skid steer reviews are for the ultimate ethusiast. Also I have to scold you for not driving a mazda and or ford and a fwd vehicle.

not for canada - australian in disguise > SnapUndersteer, Italian Spiderman 01/20/2016 at 13:32

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Fone was Raphael Torchinskon

Justin Hughes > not for canada - australian in disguise 01/20/2016 at 13:35

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Um... what?

not for canada - australian in disguise > Justin Hughes 01/20/2016 at 13:36

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BorkBorkBjork > not for canada - australian in disguise 01/20/2016 at 13:39

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I had an aneurysm reading that title

CB > not for canada - australian in disguise 01/20/2016 at 13:40

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Did I just watch a man have a stroke and die?

Also, this is still better than some Gawker bullshit.

Wacko > not for canada - australian in disguise 01/20/2016 at 13:40

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Who shot who in the what now?

not for canada - australian in disguise > CB 01/20/2016 at 13:41

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Yes.

Highlander-Datsuns are Forever > not for canada - australian in disguise 01/20/2016 at 13:41

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Since I fit the stereo type to the T:

RallyWrench > not for canada - australian in disguise 01/20/2016 at 13:42

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#6b: when you go to UK, Oz, or Japan and no longer think you’re god because you can’t even into

Also what is happening

Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap > not for canada - australian in disguise 01/20/2016 at 13:45

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What even is that title.

Baeromez > not for canada - australian in disguise 01/20/2016 at 13:46

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This is the cherry on top of a great day of oppo posts.

scoob > Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap 01/20/2016 at 13:48

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A title that is unable to even.

scoob > not for canada - australian in disguise 01/20/2016 at 13:49

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...Yes...?

Svend > BorkBorkBjork 01/20/2016 at 13:52

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I’m glad it wasn’t just me.

wiffleballtony > not for canada - australian in disguise 01/20/2016 at 13:53

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RallyWrench > not for canada - australian in disguise 01/20/2016 at 13:56

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You need to change the title slightly:

!!! UNKNOWN CONTENT TYPE !!!

Autohaus Derp > Jcarr 01/20/2016 at 13:56

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unclevanos (Ovaltine Jenkins) > not for canada - australian in disguise 01/20/2016 at 13:57

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You’ve used Harold well done

I rate this post 10/10 needs more enthusiast.

not for canada - australian in disguise > Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap 01/20/2016 at 13:57

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A masterpiece.

not for canada - australian in disguise > scoob 01/20/2016 at 13:58

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Yes.

Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap > not for canada - australian in disguise 01/20/2016 at 14:00

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Ummmm.... Ok then.

CalzoneGolem > not for canada - australian in disguise 01/20/2016 at 14:02

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whoarder is tellurium > 472CID 01/20/2016 at 14:05

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Leon711 > RallyWrench 01/20/2016 at 14:05

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From passing my test to driving an auto for the first time was 4 years took me nearly six years to own my first.

Eric @ opposite-lock.com > not for canada - australian in disguise 01/20/2016 at 14:13

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Looks unusually phallic in this image. The boot has a distinctly testicular feel to it as well.

Also: Mazda? Ford? I think they used this same shift knob for quite a few years.

not for canada - australian in disguise > Eric @ opposite-lock.com 01/20/2016 at 14:16

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I just got the image off Google, I think it’s from a Mazda Protege though.

Eric @ opposite-lock.com > not for canada - australian in disguise 01/20/2016 at 14:19

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Haha, I thought it might be. It felt like the gearstick/knob to a Mazda G5M.

zeontestpilot > not for canada - australian in disguise 01/20/2016 at 14:22

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So....I’m not an enthusiast? ....What am I gonna tell the wife? What am I gonna say to the kid? They are going to be so disappointed in me. Me, a fake-enthusiast. I....I need a moment...

RallyWrench > Leon711 01/20/2016 at 14:23

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Coming from the US, I felt like a complete rookie hack for the first couple of days when I visited New Zealand. Hard to re-train your mind for left hand shifts. Conversely,when I came home 3 months later, I promptly got in the right side of my car and it took a second to realize the steering wheel was no longer in front of me.

Leon711 > RallyWrench 01/20/2016 at 14:32

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The first time I ever drove a LHD was over here in the UK in a friends Turbo NB Miata (his was imported from the US so actually was a miata not an MX-5) it was in the snow and I was so focused on not crashing I forgot all about muscle memory in respect to what hand I normally used to shift. I didn’t punch the door once.

atrombs > not for canada - australian in disguise 01/20/2016 at 14:34

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This right here brings me back to my Protoge. My first car, may it RIPieces.

CALUSA > not for canada - australian in disguise 01/20/2016 at 14:58

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GIRLS STILL LOVE IT

CALUSA > not for canada - australian in disguise 01/20/2016 at 15:01

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Diesel Panda > BorkBorkBjork 01/20/2016 at 22:09

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If he drives a manual like he puts words together in a sentence. He’ll start out in sixth gear every time. I kidd kidd

BraappBraapp > Wacko 01/22/2016 at 12:39

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Are they talking about the bordello?